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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 November 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7628
  • Number of comments : 571
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About littlekellilee : Dear God, when did I get so old?? Oh right, on my birthday.

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Visits<b>milkman18</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 12:57am<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:32pm<b>fierofan</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 9:22pm<b>max367</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:16am<b>ReilyStafford</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 12:50am<b>xxdlp3000xdd</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 11:37pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 11:28pm<b>cloco87</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 9:06am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:29pm<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 11:10pm<b>mretg89</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 4:39am<b>dumbmotherinlaw</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 10:41am<b>sonickiller26</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 12:34am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 9:30pm<b>massive_kaos</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 9:07pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 6:25pm<b>Rimsc</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 8:29am<b>mezochan</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 8:26am

Fucked!<b>milkman18</b> - yesterday at 6:57am<b>mretg89</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 10:40am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 12:26am<b>Wolfo06</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 9:57am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 11:02pm<b>sazarra</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:53am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:55pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 2:07pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:21pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 5:49am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 9:21am<b>Natttie</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:46am<b>tiwan</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 4:50am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:09pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 9:11am<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 5:46pm<b>ZombieGirl40</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:30am<b>mjd13666</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 4:48pm

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Back from a party

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Inception

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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littlekellilee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

by loser / 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love