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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2083
  • Number of comments : 308
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About littlekellilee : Hello! I don't have a lot to say about myself, I'm normal so just look at 100 other profiles, take an average of what everyone likes, and that's me.

Read my blog if you want to hear a fun story, but start from the first post!

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littlekellilee's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (331941) - you deserved it (28752)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70903) - you deserved it (736649)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1149250) - you deserved it (115521)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (253717) - you deserved it (59823)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (122182) - you deserved it (22182)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (771879) - you deserved it (82780)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (232148) - you deserved it (81199)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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