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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

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littlekellilee's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (357171) - you deserved it (31548)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78759) - you deserved it (785091)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1239623) - you deserved it (137430)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276940) - you deserved it (65335)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132341) - you deserved it (23907)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
799 comments

I agree, your life sucks (830089) - you deserved it (91064)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258048) - you deserved it (88046)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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