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littlehowl
  • Town/Country : Elst, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 41483
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461379) - you deserved it (573184)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38840) - you deserved it (1814)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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