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Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (6196)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML

#19742192
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22643) - you deserved it (2731)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29230) - you deserved it (3218)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (3220)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

#19712104
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24553) - you deserved it (1557)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:20pm - work - by Elmoo - Netherlands

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
190 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
171 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
194 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

#19705989
77 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

#19704812
173 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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