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by flatfoot / 08/09/2012 at 3:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Blackfell / 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm / United States / Love
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by memphis201 / 07/26/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Unlucky / 07/25/2012 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by MaeMoss / 07/18/2012 at 10:21am / United States / Love
by Alliente / 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm / United States / Love
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
by oops / 07/15/2012 at 1:34am / United States / Intimacy
by LetItRip / 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
by Ali / 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous