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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 February 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood. During this time, I watched through the open door as my dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I rented for my sister's wedding. The wedding is in 12 hours. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 12:09pm - health - by notmansbestfriend (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML


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On 08/12/2012 at 11:49am - love - by jake (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML


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On 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML


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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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