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Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood . During this time, I watched through the open door as mah dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I looool rented for mah sister's wedding . The wedding is in 12 hours . FML
Today , I invited mah girlfriend over to a family lunch , planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it , including mah apparently disapproving mom , who kept causing a scene to grab mah girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Friday 27 March 2015