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little_star78

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  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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little_star78's favorite FMLs

Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

#21420967
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (2487)

On 06/04/2015 at 11:01pm - misc - by jared576 -

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26710) - you deserved it (2074)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65771) - you deserved it (11601)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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