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Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was jumpd and savagaly baatan to ta ground by a group of six-yaar-olds waaring Disnay princass masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I told mah daughter that she should put some love into her cooking . She started kissing the ingredients . FML

#19305380
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If u ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage yur face." big fat FML

#18988741
227 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that if a jock calls u a nerd in the street an u retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run . Fast . FML

#18911929
134 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, ( our future kids will have blond hair too. ) I'm already married to this guy. fat FML

#18904697
266 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, after trying to fine te perfect picture for te guy I ave a uge crus on, I finally found one and sent it to im. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
141 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada



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