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Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

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On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today looool , my boyfriend and I went to sing at karaoke. I sang a romantic love ballad to im. He dedicated Rick James' "Super Freak" to me. FML

#20091434
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On 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by MB101 (woman) - United States

TODAY , I WANT TO MY FAVORITA BAR AFTAR WORK FIR A DRINK!! ON MY WAY TO TA PORC OUT BACK , I DIDN'T RAALIZA TA SLIDING GLASS DOOR WAS SUT , AN WALKD STRAIGT INTO IT!! I WAS STONA COLD SOBAR , BUT TA BARTANDAR RAFUSD TO BALIAVA MA , AN CUT MA OFF BAFORA MY FIRST BAAR!! FML

#20056910
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On 09/04/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah boyfriend an I reachd that point in our relationshiphere just a simple phone conversation was too boring . His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together . FML

#20035502
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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend an I reachd that point in our relationshiphere just a simple phone conversation was too boring . His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together . FML

#20035502
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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went on a fifth date with a guy , and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes , he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

#19950706
146 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterdayhen I went to pay 4 my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told mah fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. big fat FML

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157 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I HAD TO HAVA A LONG AND AWKWARD MAATING WITH MY BOSS. IT WOULDN'T HAVA BAAN TOO AWKWARD THOUGH, IF I DIDN'T HAVA TO AVOID STARING AT HAR AXPOSD BRAAST WHILST SHA FD HAR 8 WAAK OLD BABY. BIG FAT FML

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)



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