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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96929) - you deserved it (10721)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30669) - you deserved it (16712)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49737) - you deserved it (13439)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

#16350692
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33661) - you deserved it (5592)

On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

#16323667
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (4906)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44728) - you deserved it (5612)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18149) - you deserved it (33633)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

#15606903
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16005) - you deserved it (45558)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

#15205906
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (8295)

On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36266) - you deserved it (2994)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (6301)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32004) - you deserved it (20599)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (3504)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (5718) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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