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  • Number of visits : 317
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About little_one1 : I'm nineteen, I'm an animal lover, I particularly like the big cats. I love unconditionally, and forgive too easily. I like music ranging from George Strait to Oceans Ate Alaska. I enjoy reading porn.

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Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44066) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44953) - you deserved it (8369) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML


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On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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