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About little_birdie : your not the boss of me now! your not the boss of me, and your not so great.. Life is unfair- Malcom in the middle
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 3:15pm - misc - by HellaBomber91 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by NC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I found out my Mom is in Florida. How did I find out? It was her facebook status. When I wrote on her wall to ask her about it, she immediately deleted my post. So I posted again. Delete. And again. Delete. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by harddaysnight1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
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