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lishabear

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lishabear : This is my Nanas. This is how she asks for things. :)

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lishabear's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58132) - you deserved it (7224)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51711) - you deserved it (11300)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

#21168433
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63176) - you deserved it (5140)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States



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