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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 142
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lishabear : This is my Nanas. This is how she asks for things. :)

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lishabear's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55729) - you deserved it (7145)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50434) - you deserved it (10884)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62054) - you deserved it (5035)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

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