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lisha88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 241
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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lisha88's favorite FMLs

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

by nevergoingonabusagain / 05/30/2009 at 2:52am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2009 at 1:16am / Canada / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

by firsttimer69 / 03/20/2009 at 2:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

by nowthatsfcked / 03/13/2009 at 9:18am / Canada / Love

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML

by ADD / 02/11/2009 at 9:59am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Work

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

by Embarrassed / 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

by Embarrassed / 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy