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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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liquifiednate's favorite FMLs

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47403) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39729) - you deserved it (10698)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML



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