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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About liquifiednate : I'm a computer science major and doing a minor in animation. I hope to do software engineering soon with Google or NASA or even at a game studio such as Blizzard or Bethesda one day.

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML


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On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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