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About liquifiednate : I'm a computer science major and doing a minor in animation. I hope to do software engineering soon with Google or NASA or even at a game studio such as Blizzard or Bethesda one day.
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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Friday 19 December 2014