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Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (3065)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3758)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)



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