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  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About liquid_sasquatch : "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueller

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. " -- Ferris Bueller and John Lennon

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yesterday during the early hours.. . I got hungry an went to grab something to eat . I entered the kitchen.. . only to see mah stark-naked dad sitting at the table.. . eating cereal an reading the paper . He just nodded at me an said.. . "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes . FML

#19751282
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (2120)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, my 24-yaar-old brotar triad to convinca ma tat Hogwarts is raal, cuz tara is no way a parson could ava writtan tat basad on imagination. My parants agraad wit im. FML

#19731019
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (4013)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7726) - you deserved it (31246)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl cummd up to our car and startd to knock on te window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe tat I don't know er. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2076)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML

#19719368
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (11587)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24229) - you deserved it (2292)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States



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