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About liquid_sasquatch : "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueller
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. " -- Ferris Bueller and John Lennon
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yesterday during the early hours.. . I got hungry an went to grab something to eat . I entered the kitchen.. . only to see mah stark-naked dad sitting at the table.. . eating cereal an reading the paper . He just nodded at me an said.. . "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes . FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML
Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML
Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015