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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 September 1996 (17 years)
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About lions_maine : I have a fixation for eyes, the beach, and tall boys with heterochromia iridium. I am unskilled in the art of serious selfies, I apologize.

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Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML


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