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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
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