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Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by sophhiee - United States (Maryland)
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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