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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (134870)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (439777)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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