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lionandthelamb61

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lionandthelamb61

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lionandthelamb61 : Even though you can't always see me, I can ALWAYS see you @_@

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lionandthelamb61's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42746) - you deserved it (4260)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9934) - you deserved it (58963)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36308) - you deserved it (4138)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

#18545148
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (3004)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (3566)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29335) - you deserved it (4751)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (12597)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (2012)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54471) - you deserved it (3317)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57294) - you deserved it (5704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (2413)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32673) - you deserved it (6626)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (4678)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12611) - you deserved it (43852)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (5480)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -



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