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Today, I actually eard my 14 year old son muse to imself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Teft Auto, ow ard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39293) - you deserved it (12218)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I CONFRONTED MA USBAND ABOUT IM BIENG UNFAITFUL!! HE SAID IS REASONS WERE BECAUSE E'S JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE AN MA CURRENT WIEGT REPULSES IM!! I'M SIX MONTS PREGNANT WIT IS CILD!! FML

#15784474
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58658) - you deserved it (4162)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I held a door open for mah boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" mega FML

#15780453
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (7160)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44686) - you deserved it (6735)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today... I freaked out wen te remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in te rain trying to open te door. Unsure of wat to do next... I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put te key in te door". I ad forgotten about tat option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (63014)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from mah high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML

#15768228
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42239) - you deserved it (3352)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by CollegeBoy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary . I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date . FML

#15766023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10252) - you deserved it (50915)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today... I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that mah injuries and back problems r the intensity of those after a car accident. I slippd on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (5049)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd putted him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (45867)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boss I was too sick to coma to work. Ha askad if I had a lata night so I told him I stayad in. Apparantly I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to ramambar it. FML

#15647734
48 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today , I was in the shower 'grooming myself fir mah second anniversary with mah boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. mega FML

#15617500
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15478) - you deserved it (24763)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, mah phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19404) - you deserved it (53397)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to wat I thought was 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was boyfriend. looool According to him, he wanted to experience wat his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

#15561412
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40380) - you deserved it (7744)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34872) - you deserved it (25416)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States



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