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TODAY, I CONFRONTED MA USBAND ABOUT IM BIENG UNFAITFUL!! HE SAID IS REASONS WERE BECAUSE E'S JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO ME ANYMORE AN MA CURRENT WIEGT REPULSES IM!! I'M SIX MONTS PREGNANT WIT IS CILD!! FML
Today... I freaked out wen te remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in te rain trying to open te door. Unsure of wat to do next... I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put te key in te door". I ad forgotten about tat option. FML
Today, mah high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from mah high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary . I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date . FML
Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd putted him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML
Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML
Today , I was in the shower 'grooming myself fir mah second anniversary with mah boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. mega FML
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
Friday 27 March 2015