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Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
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