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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by daninalani (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 8:38am - work - by aprilmay91 - United States
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
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