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  • Number of visits : 7287
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134158) - you deserved it (38572)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55211) - you deserved it (102654)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (87204)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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