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linopz224
  • Town/Country : Mecca, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 August 1993 (20 years)
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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (197172) - you deserved it (20882)

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