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  • Town/Country : Glendale, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16008
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About linnie_wesker : O HAI, I'm Linnie Wesker. I'm on pretty much everyday but I rarely comment due to the abundance of RAAAAAGE and needless flame wars that seem to happen 24/7.

So yeah, there you go.

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linnie_wesker's favorite FMLs

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46091) - you deserved it (6761)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11216) - you deserved it (41038)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41692) - you deserved it (11829)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244046) - you deserved it (82477)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10326) - you deserved it (64693)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33751) - you deserved it (4751)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (8062)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

#3269
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8141) - you deserved it (19325)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19209) - you deserved it (2547)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19801) - you deserved it (5178)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9026) - you deserved it (23363)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46979) - you deserved it (1798)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (2612)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46476) - you deserved it (2341)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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