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  • Town/Country : Glendale, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 18697
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About linnie_wesker : O HAI, I'm Linnie Wesker. I'm on pretty much everyday but I rarely comment due to the abundance of RAAAAAGE and needless flame wars that seem to happen 24/7.

So yeah, there you go.

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Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

by cynicalcindy / 02/19/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

by mediocreboobs / 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

by ouchmynose / 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

by silkytaco / 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (Hawaii) / Geek

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

by iamatthewroberts / 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

by lunarboy / 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

by MLS / 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

by iFail / 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

by jalopenos / 01/29/2009 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Work

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

by AKN / 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

by im_a_mocker / 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

by agnosticstudy / 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm / United States (Alabama) / Health