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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
193 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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41 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
28 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
51 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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