About linkinpark98 : I'm an awesome 15 year old girl. :D I live for video games, I am an EXTREME nerd when it comes to them. I love music, can't live without it. I'd honestly rather die if I was deaf. ( No Offense to deaf people! )
I am also classified as a "skater chick".
My birthday is actually January 8th, the Site just keeps screwing all my profile edits up the ass.
Also.... The people who think TyPiNG LikE ThiS is cool, probably have never passed the second grade.
I'm somewhat of a regular commenter on this site, though I mostly use the app. Message me if you'd like, but I doubt I'd reply fast enough. :P
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On 09/19/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by GodDaughter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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