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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1787
  • Number of comments : 1213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About linkinpark98 : I'm an avid gamer and music enthusiast! :)

I like to think I can get along with everyone, as long as you aren't being an asshole. I love to talk to anyone who shares any of my interests, especially all of you fellow gamers!

Things I hate: mornings, racists, country music, most of today's reality TV, assholes, the smell of Axe body spray, peppermint... I could sit here and list many more things, but I'm not going to torture you.

Things I like: horror/scary movies, anything purple, animals, mostly any type of music except country & death/black metal, surfing the Internet, Netflix, learning about the medical field, science, video games.

Happy Creeping! :)

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linkinpark98's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (14302)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21068) - you deserved it (6640)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

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