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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 1201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About linkinpark98 : I'm an avid gamer and music enthusiast! :)

I like to think I can get along with everyone, as long as you aren't being an asshole. I love meeting new people and generally am an outgoing person!

Things I hate: mornings, racists, romance movies, country music, most of today's reality TV, assholes, the smell of Axe body spray, peppermint, I could sit here and list many more things, but I'm not going to torture you.

Things I like: horror/scary movies, anything purple, animals, mostly any type of music except country & death/black metal, meeting new people, learning about the medical field, video games.

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Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (14283)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9727) - you deserved it (31770)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by n_london (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (9174)

On 09/19/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by GodDaughter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8398) - you deserved it (53966)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49809) - you deserved it (2859)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (7501)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

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