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About linkinpark98 : I'm an avid gamer and music enthusiast! :)
I like to think I can get along with everyone, as long as you aren't being an asshole. I love meeting new people and generally am an outgoing person!
Things I hate: mornings, racists, romance movies, country music, most of today's reality TV, assholes, the smell of Axe body spray, peppermint, I could sit here and list many more things, but I'm not going to torture you.
Things I like: horror/scary movies, anything purple, animals, mostly any type of music except country & death/black metal, meeting new people, learning about the medical field, video games.
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Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Friday 1 August 2014