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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1447
  • Number of comments : 1201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About linkinpark98 : I'm an avid gamer and music enthusiast! :)

I like to think I can get along with everyone, as long as you aren't being an asshole. I love meeting new people and generally am an outgoing person!

Things I hate: mornings, racists, romance movies, country music, most of today's reality TV, assholes, the smell of Axe body spray, peppermint, I could sit here and list many more things, but I'm not going to torture you.

Things I like: horror/scary movies, anything purple, animals, mostly any type of music except country & death/black metal, meeting new people, learning about the medical field, video games.

Happy Creeping!

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linkinpark98's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

#20077908
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (3369)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (2595)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (1984)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

#19156004
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30537) - you deserved it (3298)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

#19119481
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22406) - you deserved it (5853)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29578) - you deserved it (2471)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (4578)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

#18479274
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24964) - you deserved it (3746)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - work - by Poorman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11895) - you deserved it (56251)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54597) - you deserved it (9316)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (4368)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

#16157104
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (7754)

On 05/13/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by toothpastecat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32705) - you deserved it (9489)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

#15352953
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25943) - you deserved it (6420)

On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37039) - you deserved it (5459)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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