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About linkinpark98 : I'm an avid gamer and music enthusiast! :)
I like to think I can get along with everyone, as long as you aren't being an asshole. I love meeting new people and generally am an outgoing person!
Things I hate: mornings, racists, romance movies, country music, most of today's reality TV, assholes, the smell of Axe body spray, peppermint, I could sit here and list many more things, but I'm not going to torture you.
Things I like: horror/scary movies, anything purple, animals, mostly any type of music except country & death/black metal, meeting new people, learning about the medical field, video games.
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Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
Friday 18 July 2014