About linkinpark98 : I'm an awesome 15 year old girl. :D I live for video games, I am an EXTREME nerd when it comes to them. I love music, can't live without it. I'd honestly rather die if I was deaf. ( No Offense to deaf people! )
I am also classified as a "skater chick".
My birthday is actually January 8th, the Site just keeps screwing all my profile edits up the ass.
Also.... The people who think TyPiNG LikE ThiS is cool, probably have never passed the second grade.
I'm somewhat of a regular commenter on this site, though I mostly use the app. Message me if you'd like, but I doubt I'd reply fast enough. :P
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Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - work - by Poorman (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by toothpastecat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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