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lindzz963
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lindzz963 : imma make this fast; im lindsey heather..call me whatever.I prefer linds but who cares.bruneettte,kinda tallish,smart,skinny,taan.people say imma slut,but idc.well immma cheerleadderr(; tumbellerrr(; and danceeerr(: top squad,advanced class,layout and full,working on standing.I like fanarttt.parents divoriced,dad married besties mom.big family,malibu californiaaaa.gotta puppy;bruce.idk what kind it is but its adorablee.step sis=megan..check her out.takeen by my boyfriendd;mikee.im straight,durrh.and no,im not a virgin.fuckked at every party and im 13 in eitgh grade.yeah im called whore,slut,and bitch everyday.popular much? I lOVE; talking,partying,texting,eyeliner,sweatpants,juicy,ipod touches,friends,flirting,danceing randomly,kissing,giveing advice,lill wayynee,jumping,tumbeling,takeing pictures,and CHEEEERiNNGG, hanging with guys:)

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64969) - you deserved it (32013)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (23486)

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