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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1039
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lindseyluvszac : Let's see... my name is Lindsey. I love my boyfriend Zac. And I occasionally read FMLs as a past time.

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Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43476) - you deserved it (5734)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38530) - you deserved it (4209)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

#16702433
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39586) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37074) - you deserved it (5134)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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