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lindsey37

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  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 8:57pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:02am<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 9:22pm<b>coocoloky</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 7:38am<b>Kindeyu1005</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 3:50am<b>GrimaSlayer</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:01pm<b>dakota133</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 8:14am<b>Shay_Shay97</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 5:32pm<b>cohenb93</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 1:32pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:02am<b>Jose2018</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:02pm<b>KeithTheGreat</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 12:37am<b>facelick</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:46am<b>Reider022</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 5:12am<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:23pm<b>UH60</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:03am<b>deadlymike</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:41pm<b>Holmes27</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 11:26pm

Fucked!<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:22am

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lindsey37's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

by Interrupted / 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

by Heyy / 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

by secret / 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

by Ben / 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

by ihatevideos / 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy