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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32610) - you deserved it (7025)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32022) - you deserved it (10631)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

#13919837
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8623) - you deserved it (32858)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:39am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

#13688887
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35829) - you deserved it (4849)

On 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm - love - by secret - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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147 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36135) - you deserved it (4104)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)



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