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by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids
by WhyMe6495 / 10/06/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (New York) / Work
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
by _/ | \_ / 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm / Singapore / Health
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by inhaler -.- / 10/06/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by pancakelicious / 10/04/2013 at 7:16am / New Zealand / Intimacy
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…