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by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids
by WhyMe6495 / 10/06/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (New York) / Work
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
by _/ | \_ / 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm / Singapore / Health
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by inhaler -.- / 10/06/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by pancakelicious / 10/04/2013 at 7:16am / New Zealand / Intimacy
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…