Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lindora

Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member

lindora

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4695
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lindora : I live in an igloo. Jealous, eh?I also play rugby, sing, and I suck at video games.

lindora's page activity

Visits<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:27pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 7:44pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 6:33pm<b>jackwilliams</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:29am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:39pm<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 8:05pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 8:50pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 2:18pm<b>DashiDaKlown</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 12:14pm<b>bellles</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 11:35am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:23pm<b>Anarchy66</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:02pm<b>capper44</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 8:37am<b>chrisseesyou</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 7:36am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 4:24pm<b>fancypotato</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 11:12am<b>bsimlzm</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 9:54am<b>NineInchSacks</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 12:42pm

lindora's FML badges

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of lindora's badges

lindora's favorite FMLs

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

#20838741
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51101) - you deserved it (3110)

On 08/15/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by Anonymous - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML

#20838310
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28902) - you deserved it (44864)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

#20836993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (42858)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48155) - you deserved it (17180)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

#20835654
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (3797)

On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

#20835369
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49220) - you deserved it (4999)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54437) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49302) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

#20832277
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49877) - you deserved it (5444)

On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "ew". FML

#20832005
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43702) - you deserved it (4193)

On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42124) - you deserved it (4894)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

#20830409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22801) - you deserved it (44125)

On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: