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by teapotrevolt / 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by pregz / 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch / 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire) / Health
by Confused and Disgusted / 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by sam882 / 02/23/2015 at 1:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by bradix1186 / 02/21/2015 at 1:00pm / Philippines (North Cotabato) / Health
by D: / 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by whateven333 / 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML
by lilipalmer / 02/13/2015 at 1:44am / France / Love
- Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…
- Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.… Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company. My boss walked in on me sorting… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…