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by TKPhai / 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Kids
by :/ / 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
by Ravhi Karia / 04/03/2015 at 9:41am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
by biblepain / 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by anon / 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm / United States (California) / Work
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
by Mr. Sniffles / 03/23/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by twelvie / 03/23/2015 at 10:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
by quietecho95 / 03/20/2015 at 11:40am / United States (Colorado) / Health
- Today, I stayed out late to celebrate my last night before going back to school. Though I normally… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit…