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by I'maboutobarf / 01/31/2013 at 5:28am / Australia / Health
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2013 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Awks / 11/30/2012 at 1:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
by okay._. / 11/01/2012 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by JiggaJayZ / 10/29/2012 at 2:10pm / United States / Kids
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
by birthday girl / 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm / Australia / Animals
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
by afraidofcans / 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
by AGeeksWife / 09/12/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned… Today, I woke up ready to face the world. That was until I looked down and saw my thighs covered in… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I'm miserable and can't stop crying but I don't know whether…