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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 336
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About lindaruiz : I'm very friendly, & I like meeting new ppl. I'm genuinely nice & love to laugh.

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