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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 721
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About lincolnkite : I am just a college kid, living each day to the fullest. I like to read FML's and laugh.

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Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11021) - you deserved it (34984)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (6583) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (39575)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (47924)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (27228) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

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