About lincolnkite : I am just a college kid, living each day to the fullest. I like to read FML's and laugh.
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lincolnkite's favorite FMLs
by pirsquared / 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
by thebickster / 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…