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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 909
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About lincolnkite : I am just a college kid, living each day to the fullest. I like to read FML's and laugh.

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Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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lincolnkite's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

by pirsquared / 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

by Angie / 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm / France / Love

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

by thebickster / 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy