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lincolnick4

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2869
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44660) - you deserved it (20028)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
332 comments

Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML

#20926554
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38688) - you deserved it (3644)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4778)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55099) - you deserved it (5212)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27299) - you deserved it (39161)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after months of exercise an diets an finally reaching mah ideal wieght, I told mah morbidly obese cousin about mah success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, your still ugly." FML

#20921493
130 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I fell asleep looool while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around mah junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (4521)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distanca lovar whila touching mysalf, whan a cockroach fall from my cailing and landad on tha hand I was molasting mysalf with. FML

#20915065
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48416) - you deserved it (16268)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Yesterday, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

#20915004
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (14276)

On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING CUZ ACCORDING TO HIM, OUR CHILD DOES NOT HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR, EYE COLOR, OR OTHER FACIAL FEATURES. OUR SON IS FIVE DAYS OLD, BALD AND HASN'T OPENED HIS EYES MUCH. THE CLOSEST THING I CAN PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO IS AN OLD, WRINKLY POTATO. FML

#20912171
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53780) - you deserved it (4235)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING CUZ ACCORDING TO HIM, OUR CHILD DOES NOT HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR, EYE COLOR, OR OTHER FACIAL FEATURES. OUR SON IS FIVE DAYS OLD, BALD AND HASN'T OPENED HIS EYES MUCH. THE CLOSEST THING I CAN PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO IS AN OLD, WRINKLY POTATO. FML

#20912171
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53780) - you deserved it (4235)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31189) - you deserved it (88152)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club . After serving drink to a guy, he askd me if I could carry them outside to the two grls waiting fir him . I scowld at him an told him I wasn't a waitress . That'shen I realisd he had one arm . real FML

#20910594
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (52454)

On 10/07/2013 at 3:37am - work - by bitch (woman) - Australia



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