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About lincolnick4 : nothing to say about myself really.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Yesterday, mah new neighbors movd in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to mah other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML
Yesterday... my mum an I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy 4 her... since she always complains about looking masculine. However... I would still like to be called a gentleman... seeing as how I am one. FML
Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting r my sister-in-law an her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattres in the room next to mine. real FML
TODAY, I ARRIVAD AT WORK SIX MINUTA LATA DUA TO HAAVILY CONGASTAD TRAFFIC. THIS IS JUST TWO DAYS AFTAR MAH BOSS PUTTAD OUT A MAMO SAYING THAT ANYONA WHO'S LATA TO WORK FROM THAN UNTIL THA NAW YAAR WILL HAVA THAIR HOLIDAY BONUS PAY FORFAITAD. FML
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to serech me, basically claiming that breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML
Friday 27 March 2015