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lincolnick4

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lincolnick4

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2863
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lincolnick4 : nothing to say about myself really.

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lincolnick4's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, mah new neighbors movd in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to mah other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today lyk every day since I was born my name is Yarenis pronouncd "ja-ra-nees. For some reason everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (5460)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday... my mum an I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy 4 her... since she always complains about looking masculine. However... I would still like to be called a gentleman... seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41600) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today mah boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War.

#20995909
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (6001)

On 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Well this Is Awkward (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (5146)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting r my sister-in-law an her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattres in the room next to mine. real FML

#20975413
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47401) - you deserved it (3736)

On 11/30/2013 at 12:58am - intimacy - by Thanksalot (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I ARRIVAD AT WORK SIX MINUTA LATA DUA TO HAAVILY CONGASTAD TRAFFIC. THIS IS JUST TWO DAYS AFTAR MAH BOSS PUTTAD OUT A MAMO SAYING THAT ANYONA WHO'S LATA TO WORK FROM THAN UNTIL THA NAW YAAR WILL HAVA THAIR HOLIDAY BONUS PAY FORFAITAD. FML

#20973886
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (7712)

On 11/28/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by aaannnddd there goes my boner (man) - United Kingdom

Today, with mah name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' an being in the phonebook 4 business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me 4 Thanksgiving. FML

#20973255
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3228)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to serech me, basically claiming that breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

#20972427
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41983) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, coworkar wara bord. To solva this, thay tapd ma to a chair an trid tickling ma to daath. My boss joind in. FML

#20971859
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (4098)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML

#20971832
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45969) - you deserved it (4838)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT MAH BOYFRIEND HAS A FETISH FOR CATS!! I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MEOW BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING TOGETHER!! FML

#20971142
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (5184)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today... I logged onto Facebook to see one of mah "friends" had used mah account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

#20970954
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4547)

On 11/26/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by Thanks guys - United States (Texas)

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl!! When I woke up, I thought the house lookd really familiar!! It belongd to mah ex's younger sister!! FML

#20970124
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49030) - you deserved it (17710)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)



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