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yesterday the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease . The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop . I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore . FML

#21364143
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29884) - you deserved it (2659)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , Ma Boyfriend Managed To Orgasm By Umping Ma Leg. I'm Beginning To Tink I Am Dating A Puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31035) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33796) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
46 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AFTER HAVING SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND, WE WERE CUDDLING WHEN HE GRABBED HIS PENIS AND MADE IT SAY, "THAT WAS AMAZING! THANK YOU FOR THE SEX." HE'S 21 YEARS OLD . FML

#21330918
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27794) - you deserved it (6116)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS LYING IN BED WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND!! TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC, I COMPLIMENTED HER ON HOW NICE HER HAIR SMELLED!! SHE REPLIED: "YEAH? WAIT TILL YOU SMELL THIS." THEN LET OUT THE VILEST, MOST NAUSEATING FART I'D EVER SMELLED IN MAH LIFE!! FML

#21330185
131 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
106 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
166 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT MAH SISTER LICKS ALL THE FLAVORING OFF DORITOS AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BAG. FML

#21252905
82 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

MY GIRLFRIEND GOT UP IN TE MIDDLE OF SEX SAYING, ( YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG, I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME POPCORN. ) I ASKED ER IF SE COULD GET ME SOME. SE SAID NO. FML

#21251846
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (8360)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)



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