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lilrod2nv
  • Town/Country : League City, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

#16021374 (362)

I agree, your life sucks (23868) - you deserved it (17237)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (11245) - you deserved it (31236)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (20923) - you deserved it (3404)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (3855)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

#4308181 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (60448)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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