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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
141 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my grandmom's house 4 an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets an about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg an couldn't get it off cuz it "hurts too much." I'm 24 an he's 26. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me an begged me to come back to him!! In shock, I asked, looool "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, an then promptly hung up!! FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm!! He smirkd and startd talking like Yoda, saying, ( Strong with the cum, this one is )!! Orgasm gone!!

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

Today, I woke up to mah husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash mah clothes. FML

2day mah little sister figured out how to use the printer. I looool came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over mah room. FML

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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, an a few other managers an directors. We startd discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I trid to say "erratic election". I almost succeedd. real FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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