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About lilpup45 : Not much except for a little bit of randomness w/ chill vibes & music

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Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (8218)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

TODAY, IT WAS MAH FRST TIME MEETING MAH FIANCÉ'S PARENTS. MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW HAD COOKED STEAK, HEARING IT WAS MAH FAVOURITE FOOD. I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BITE MAH TONGUE, AN THEN BLURT OUT ( F*CK! ) JUST AFTER SHE ASKED ME HOW IT WAS. FML

#19775442
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20135) - you deserved it (7375)

On 06/12/2012 at 6:34am - misc - by perfectman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I ovaraard ma boss and a co-workar talking about ma. Apparantly wan I spaak, I slur ma words so badly tat it sounds lyk I'm spaaking in tonguas. According to ma boss, ( a could ba possassd by a damon rigt now, and wa'd navar avan notica. ) FML

#19770940
99 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND TOLD ME LOVE IS LYK A DRUG. I STARTED TEARING UP BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC HE HAS BEEN IN A WHILE. HE THEN WENT ON TO BREAK UP WITH ME , TELLING ME THAT MAH ( PRESCRIPTION IS UP ). FML

#18577154
114 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I showed my boyfriend a calendar... marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before...hich had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today , my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have , he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (5050)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, mah paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on mah phone from a woman asking if I was coming over fir dinner . The woman was mah mom . My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered mah calls all day . fat FML

#17661028
103 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by mommydearest (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

YASTARDAY I WAS AT A MUSIC FASTIVAL, WATCHING ONA OF MY FAVORITA BANDS. THA SACURITY GUYS WARA THROWING WATAR INTO THA CROWD TO COOL US DOWN. I SAW SOMA ABOUT TO BA THROWN BY ANOTHAR FAN, SO I STOOD WITH MY MOUTH OPAN TO CATCH SOMA OF IT. I ANDD UP WITH A FACA FULL OF HOT PISS. FML

#17643298
146 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab yur ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7721)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom



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