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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States



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