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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1397
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About lilmisslovely13 : Hi I'm Kiera :) I'm an actress and a dancer, and I like meeting new people. I'm usually on the app, but if you message me, I'll message back when i go online. I like all of the regular commenters, but I find DocBastard, Perdix, and Pleonasm especially funny.

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Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

#253900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79094) - you deserved it (7736)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62369) - you deserved it (5696)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53506) - you deserved it (5434)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14948) - you deserved it (48836)

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