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lilmisslovely13
  • Town/Country : Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About lilmisslovely13 : Hi I'm Kiera :) I'm an actress and a dancer, and I like meeting new people. I'm usually on the app, but if you message me, I'll message back when i go online. I like all of the regular commenters, but I find DocBastard, Perdix, and Pleonasm especially funny.

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Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (8103)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

#16149658
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (3100)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

#16149658
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (3100)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

#16146603
157 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
188 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
163 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
183 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML

#15495668
160 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 8:05am - work - by dinomite -

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

#15203420
60 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
362 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

#14482649
41 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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