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Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 8:05am - work - by dinomite -
Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -
Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -
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