About lilmisslovely13 : Hi I'm Kiera :) I'm an actress and a dancer, and I like meeting new people. I'm usually on the app, but if you message me, I'll message back when i go online. I like all of the regular commenters, but I find DocBastard, Perdix, and Pleonasm especially funny.
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by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by KidCudi227 / 07/19/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Jackie Campbell / 07/12/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by outofajob / 07/08/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Work
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
by phant776 / 05/13/2011 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him… Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny… Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He…